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"The Real Definition of Television Ratings"

By: The Wasteland

Internet, the sole reason this article exists is because you would rather bitch and moan than just change the fucking channel. Simply put, I cannot as man subsist on third rate television programming that does not contain violence, tits, and coarse language. Why? I don't know; I just fuckin' need it. Every time I turn on my television I want to sodomize myself with my cheaply bought hardware store antenna because some fucking asshat affiliated with NBC, ABC, CBS, or FOX has seen fit to plaster some ridiculously looking icon in the upper corner of what could have been a beautiful escape from the harshness that is taxation and fossil-fuel rape of every day life... Read More...

Updates

4/2/08 Finally added a new rant entitled "The Real Definition of Television Ratings" after damn near 5 months. I had a kid, got a real job, and bought a piece of shit car. I've been busy. Whatever. Eat shit.

8/1/07 New Rant added entitled "Rich Is Just Another Word For Stupid"

7/23/07 New Rant added entitled "Fighting Solves Everything". New Pro-Lesbian T-Shirt added to the store. New Sponsors added.

7/21/07 New layout added. New sponsors on the way. New Rant In Progress. Check out the new links and audio added. Also designed one new "Angry Sperm" t-shirt for the store.

Excerpts From The Wasteland:

"No Internet, it's the fact that celebrities who gross millions upon millions of fucking dollars per year are getting paid to play the role of women. Yes, fucking women. Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes, Luigi from Mario Bros., Eddie Murphy, and now fucking John Travolta."

"The likes of single mothers who have lop-sided breasts, crooked cops, and the homeless people who can't get enough Franzia for the night. These are the people worthy of government aid and curious stares from onlookers who can only think "What the fuck?!" These are the people I admire."

"There should be no fucking reason for your snot nosed fuckery of spawn to cause me hardships. Tell ya what Internet, if you can't take care of your kids; don't keep fucking. Stop procreating and pack it in. I will not have a child whom will run from me, I will break his/her ankle."

"It is not in my ability to imitate homosexuals in order to befriend other males or to feel like I fucking belong. I could care less about anything associated with being a male, except for staring at beautiful well rounded breasts. Drinking beer, staring at women, and scratching your nuts first thing in the morning are what creates the constitution of the modern day man. "

So are you going to fuckin' read something or what? The Archives are on the left.

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