Why the fuck must I continually be disappointed? I hate the fact that every time a new fucking operating system comes out, the masses rush to their nearest Office fucking Depot to pick up the latest and greatest piece of shit hatched from the mind of Bill Assclown Gates. I hate the fact that in order for me to install anything of a recreational nature such as some fucking F.E.A.R. or Half-Life, I have to upgrade my current and finally productive operating system with newest mangled piece of shit, which conveniently only costs $249.95.

Windows Vista, you suck fucking eggs through a straw. I hate the fact that every time I want to put some nice big silicone filled titties on my desktop I have to minimize everything and left click on your fucking desktop just so I don't end up with a tiled background for my desktop. After all, who wants to see 12 fucking pairs of silicone boobies? This would obviously lead to sensory overload for this Vista user and his wife would never feel the subtle slaps of the "The Cock" ever again. I hate how every single time I want to run a DOS oriented program I can't, because after the XP imitation of DOS, Bill Gates thought it would be funny to fuck the user in the ass with a silicon plated dildo of hostility and remove DOS all together.

The only thing worse than the fucking corporate cock sucking of Microsoft is the corporate cock sucking of Apple. Apple, why don't you just give the fuck up already? Microsoft has already monopolized the pool of stupid ass consumers with their cool sleek chrome next generation operating system themes. Also Apple, stop naming your fucking operating systems after goddamn zoo exhibits. I'll never fucking use Panther OS/X or fucking Tiger OS/x because they're fucking stupid. Do you know what happens when I left click while using an Apple machine with their poorly scripted software? The fucking machine crashes like a Boeing 747 into The World Trade Centers.

Steve Jobs, just quit fucking trying. Give up on Apple and everything it stands for and stop letting Bill Gates masturbate to my copy of The Pirates of Silicon Valley. Microsoft, when are you going to try and quit inundating yourselves with the lastest mainstream hype and produce anything that doesn't require you to download 1,997,854,678,999 fucking patches upon installation?

If anymore fucking Microsofts or Apples spring up at any time in my lifetime I am going to swallow a package of broken light bulbs and chase it with a bottle of fucking laxatives. I would sooner spend the rest of my life with a bloody asshole then continually reformat my hard drive to make room for the latest and greatest patchwork piece of shit operating system. Microsofts and Apples alike, I hope you spontaneously combust while fisting yourselves to disco music..